Get ready to uncover the buzz, laughs, and a sprinkle of local drama in our vibrant neck of South West London!

🇬🇧 SW News

Huuuge Development Planned for Clapham

Hundred’s of blocks of affordable homes have been given the green light for Clapham Park area. Seemingly part of Labours big push. Much needed housing for an in-demand area! Source

Lloyds Bank Closure

It's been announced that Lloyds Bank on Mitcham Road, Tooting, will close in October. As digital banking grows, the decision to shut this branch comes as part of a countrywide plan affecting 122 branches from May 2025 to March 2026. Source

Royal Mail Faces Disruptions

Tooting residents have been warned of delays in postal services due to staff shortages, causing today’s deliveries to be disrupted. Royal Mail is working to mitigate the impact by rotating delivery routes to minimise delays. They assure residents that they are working on a swift resolution. Source

Norovirus Outbreak in Tooting

St George's Hospital has temporarily closed three wards following an outbreak of norovirus. This highly contagious virus has led the hospital to take immediate action to prevent further spread and ensure patient safety. Public health advice centres around vigilant handwashing. Source

Staged Jewellery Heist in Richmond?

A man told the court that a jewellery shop robbery in Richmond was staged, with all parties agreeing to it, including the store manager who tragically died. This turn of events raises questions about the incident's true nature and the involved parties' roles. Source

SXSW Comes To London

London will soon host its first-ever South by Southwest (SXSW) festival. The event, traditionally held in Austin, Texas, will now bring its cultural magic to Shoreditch, featuring speakers like Idris Elba and Deepak Chopra, along with top creatives and musicians. Source:

🎉 Upcoming Events

Silent Disco at the Museum

Dance the night away in the breathtaking Hintze Hall at the Natural History Museum. Three DJs battle it out over wireless channels, letting you choose your vibe. With a fully stocked bar and an unforgettable setting, this is nightlife with a twist! Source

Underdog Week at the Zoo

From 17–23 February, Battersea Park Children’s Zoo is celebrating its lesser-known residents! While otters and meerkats steal the spotlight, this half-term event introduces you to some hidden animal stars. Fun activities included with admission. Source

Japan’s Hyper-Realistic Food Art

Explore the fascinating world of Japan’s food replica culture at Japan House London. This free exhibition showcases expertly crafted plastic dishes used in restaurant displays, blending tradition and innovation. A must-see for food and art lovers! Source

The Vegan Tigress: A Feminist Ghost Story

A witty, supernatural drama at Bread & Roses Theatre, Clapham. Claire Parker’s play brings Mary De Morgan, a bold 19th-century feminist writer, to life—literally. Expect humour, mystery, and a battle of free spirits vs tradition. Source

Valentine’s Day Comedy Night

Celebrate love and laughter this 14 February at Infernos Clapham. A top lineup of comedians delivers a night of stand-up comedy, perfect for couples, friends, or solo fun. Doors open 7 PM, show 8–10 PM. Source

✨ Hidden Gems

(Click each title to see them on Google Maps)

Smoky Boys

Savour mouth-watering barbecue delights in a vibrant setting that promises a smoky feast!

Grill on the Hill

Experience vibrant Portuguese flavours in a relaxed setting, with inviting decor and exceptional service!

I Cook U Eat

Savour vibrant Lebanese flavours in a warm, inviting setting—an unforgettable dining experience at an incredible price!