🎤 The Funniest Night You’ve Never Heard Of (Until Now)

Ready to laugh so hard your face hurts? Enter our partner Pigeonhole Comedy — SW4’s gloriously unhinged stand-up night. Held on the 1st and 3rd Tuesday of every month at the Coach & Horses (just off Clapham Common), this free show features a rotating cast of rising stars, fresh faces, and seasoned comics trying out their latest and strangest material.

Expect longer sets (no blink-and-you’ll-miss-it acts), walk-in friendly vibes, and zero tolerance for boring or bigoted humour.

📍 Coach & Horses
🎟️ Free entry, walk-ins welcome, on this Tuesday.
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Go once and you'll be back.

From Battersea's social supermarket helping families through tough times to Bowie walking tours and late-night gigs. Here's SWhat’s happening.

🇬🇧 SW News

Half Price Paella in Clapham

Yes, you heard. Paella is 50% off in La Rueda, Clapham. Sauce!

Battersea Social Supermarket

The Rackets Cubed social supermarket in Battersea is seeing double the visitors as families struggle with rising costs and winter fuel cuts, offering forty pounds worth of shopping for just four pounds. Source

Heathrow Expansion Row Continues

Environmental campaigners slam Rachel Reeves' decision to back Heathrow's third runway, calling it economically motivated while ignoring climate concerns. The government promises over 100,000 jobs but faces fierce opposition from activists. Source

Harlequins Mental Health Drive

Harlequins Foundation is running a two-week campaign to raise twenty-four thousand pounds for mental health workshops in London primary schools. Every donation gets doubled until June seventeenth through their METTLE programme. Source

Battersea Murder: Life Sentence

Earl Morin-Briton from Sutton has been jailed for life with a minimum twenty-seven years for the unprovoked murder of footballer Theo Porteous, who was stabbed three times in a Battersea car park last August. Source

London is HAPPY!

The happiest places to live in the UK have been named, and FIVE of them are in London. Two of them are in SW, depending on where you draw the lines. Source.

New Bus Route ‘Superloop’

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the Superloop. Despite being a ridiculous name for a bus route. The new plan should improve transport links for SW. Source.

🎉 Upcoming Events

Indie Night at Windmill Brixton

Four bands including Big Red, Porchlight, Mother of Three and Saint Mega are performing tonight at the Windmill in Brixton from half past seven. Tickets are five pounds for the eighteen plus gig featuring South London slowcore sounds. Source

World of Wine Tasting: Portugal

When: Wednesday 25 June. Enjoy an evening tasting six Portuguese wines at Humble Grape in Battersea. Source

NOiSE Night at Blues Kitchen

Women-run music night NOiSE hits Blues Kitchen Brixton this Thursday featuring indie artists Obi, Rio Sterling, TÉODORA and Lydia Lutudi, plus open jam sessions. Pay-what-you-can tickets from eight pounds fifty supporting grassroots music culture. Source

Battersea Park 5K & 10K

When: Sunday 22 June, 09:30 – 11:00. Get your sneakers on! A scenic run through Battersea Park—5K or 10K—chip-timed and with finisher goodies. Source.

Bowie Walking Tour Adventure

Channel your inner Starman on a two-and-a-half-hour walking tour exploring David Bowie's iconic Brixton and Soho haunts. Visit his favorite spots, the memorial mural, and hear tales of his rise to fame with smartphone tickets available. Source

Brixton Fridays Hip Hop Night

The Blues Kitchen Brixton upstairs goes off this Friday with Afrobeats, R&B and hip-hop until three in the morning. Resident DJs spin Kendrick, Wizkid, Lauryn Hill and Burna Boy with free entry before nine PM. Source

Wing! Celebrates at Windmill

London synth trio Wing! are throwing a celebration party this Friday at Windmill Brixton with handpicked lineup including Emily Izen Row, Flytrap, Star City and T Barlow. Six pound tickets for the eighteen plus gig starting at eight. Source

P.S. Do check out our partner Pigeonhole Comedy!

✨ Hidden Gems

(Click each title to see them on Google Maps)

Sea Garden and Grill Tooting

Nestled in the heart of Tooting, Sea Garden & Grill is a modern seafood restaurant blending Portuguese and South African flavours. Known for its fresh daily catches, sharing plates, and ocean-inspired cocktails, it’s a must-visit for seafood lovers in SW London.

Lady Buddha

Lady Buddha serves up authentic Indian street food with a twist. From paratha rolls to samosa chaat, every dish is packed with flavour. A local favourite for fresh, vibrant, and affordable eats.

Manuel's Italian and Mediterranean Restaurant and Bar

A hidden gem in Gipsy Hill, Manuel's serves up authentic Italian and Mediterranean cuisine with a focus on quality ingredients and seasonal produce. The warm, relaxed atmosphere makes it a favourite for locals looking for classic dishes with a twist.